he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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