Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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