So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
