Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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