Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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