Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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