Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The power of my boobs compel you
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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