actually, I'm a sock model
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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