you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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