My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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