well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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