thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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