Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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