How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
