Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
