I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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