Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
its liver damage thursday
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