seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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