if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
