Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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