I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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