Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I can't turn off my feet"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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