He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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