Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Damn victory sex feels great
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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