he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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