Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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