i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize