Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
