he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
