She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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