I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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