im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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