I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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