i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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