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what?
penguin condom
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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