But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize