At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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