Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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