"it" just moved
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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