I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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