Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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