do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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