I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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