they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I party with great urgency now.
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