the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Please don't give away my fajitas
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