u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Pooping to opera.
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