I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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