I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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