he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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