ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
