According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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