Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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