so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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