when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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