So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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