I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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