I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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