ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I believe in your delicious
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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